she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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