Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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