are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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