I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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