Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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