dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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