dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
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never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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