I must be too annoying 4 u.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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