That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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