Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I feel like abortions should bother me more
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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