You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize