wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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