I have demons in me.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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