4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
My pussy is not your playground.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Shame is for Republicans.
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