I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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