hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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