I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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