I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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