Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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