Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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