isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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