im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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