Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
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she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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