i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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