Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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