Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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