ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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