I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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