Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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