he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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