physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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