Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
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My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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