One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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