We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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