i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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