Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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