Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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