Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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