so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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