Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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