porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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