Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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