I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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