I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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