You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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