She's JV to your varsity
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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