I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Pooping to opera.
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