Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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