I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
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it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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