I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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